Thursday, April 29, 2004

HOME ALONE

My Mom was in Mumbai for a week.

It was quite an ' enlightening ' experience. W H Y ?

B C O S ,

- Wiping the floor without getting your footprints on it , is TOUGH.
- Trying to collect the last particles of dust with a broom is futile , instead redirect it below the couch.
(If you thought picking it up with hand is easier , I tried out that too. Redirect it below the couch.)
- You cant convince yourself that you are having a variety of meals , when all you're having is " scrambled eggs , omlette , french toast " in rotation. Finally you are having EGGS.
- If you want to fire the maids , THEY HAVE TO COME FIRST.

P.S.-Did I say the experience was enlightening.Our State Electricity Board (MSEB) acted over-friendly after 10pm for most of the days.

Sorry missed a point ,
-If its dark and you have luckily found the candles , You will never find the matchstick or the lighter.

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