We are not NICE - Mostly there is an ulterior motive

Dear Diary,

It was 10 p.m.
Had plans to work late in the night and then go to slumber room to save on time.

Meanwhile friends wanted me to go with them for bowling. I refused.

"Hello , Baasuri?"
"Yes , Baasuuuuriii Restaauurant..."
"One mushroom masala and 4 chapati at Selectica for Kapil Mistry"
"Wokay!" (Hang-up)

I had even ordered food from the hotel opposite to office so that I save on time.
Debashish agreed to give me company for dinner at Selectica Pantry.

Then friends called to ask whether they could meet me and I dont know why I felt guilty of depriving them of meeting me( WHY???).I asked them to join me at Baasuri.

"Hello , Baasuri?"
"Yes , Baasuuuuriii Restaauurant..."
"Woh order kiya tha na , woh main udhar aake khaunga 15 minute main"
"Wokay!" (Hang-up)

"Debashish , I am going to Baasuri.Some friends joinig...you wanna join ?"
"No mann, you go ahead"

Well , exactly 13 seconds later I recieve a SMS,
- We are not coming.Watching 'Deewar'

Mostly these guys decided to watch Deewar at City-Pride which happens to be next to my office.I should have guessed.

Sob..Sob...but Life moves on...if not for ME...It does go on for the highly boring & monotonous manager of Baasuri.

"Hello , Baasuri?"
"Yes , Baasuuuuriii Restaauurant..."
"Woh order kiya tha na , woh parcel hii bhej do"
"Wokay!" (Hang-up)

Damn , there is always an ulterior motive.

P.S. - 47 seconds later...

"Debs , you wanna join me at the pantry ?"
"F*** You (censored)"

(God , Let Deewar be the world's most pathetic movie)