How to lose a guy in 10 days ?

I could relate to Harrison Ford's character in 'Clear and Present Danger'

Just that it was more dangerous and crystal clear , I was the lone guy at the table with three girls.And to my obvious misfortune they were discussing the movie which the title of the blog suggests(How I find my way to trouble??).

Plus I tried to counter argue...Was thinking of how a similar movie about the girl would figure...FAILED! Girls often team up to assasinate a Guy...and they just did that.

Just as I was about to die when...

(Friends , many seasons ago...Chandler was trying to get rid of his ex-girl friend Janis)

Chandler : I cant meet you.

Janis : Why ?

Chandler : Well...err...I am moving out of this country.

Janis : Out of the country....Where ?

Chandler : Hmm..Yemen.

Janis : Ohhhhh...Let me help you pack.

(in his apartment)

Chandler : Guys...As you know I am moving to Yemen FOREVER. Janis is going to help me pack my bags.

(Everyone understands the plot except for you know who...?)

Joey : Hey you didn't tell me ?

Chandler : It was all of a sudden.

Janis : Come on darling , let me help you pack.

Chandler : Yeah sure.

Janis : I am gonna miss you.I'll write you a letter.Whats your address ?

Chandler : Yeah sure....addresss....hmm...1 , Yemen Road , Yemen.

(Rest of the guys explain the plot to Joey when chandler comes out...)

Joey : Keep up the act...and you know what...Yemen also sounds like a country.

Chandler still doesn't lose the girl.She decides to leave him to the airport.Chandler whispers to the airport ticket issuer , saying "I'll give you a card and you give me a fake ticket"

Chandler : One ticket to Yemen please (hands over the card)

Staff : Sir , We dont accept library cards.

Chandler : OKIE...HOW MUCH FOR A TICKET TO YEMEN

(Janis is still not leaving.chandler buys the ticket and enters the passage after bidding Janis goodbye wishing she will go away...But she doesnt)

Finally ,

Chandler to the lady seated next to him : Can I stay with you ?

I was back...a new confidence in ME.
Beware girls , Chandler is in my team.With extreme confidence I narrated this one...
and YES...there was hot coffee over me...(Well not exactly over me).

P.S.- Doctor says 0.7 % burns.

P.P.S.- They have a horrible sense of direction when it comes to throwing coffee.